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Dirk the Dick... By Steve Glenn I've been getting a lot of e-mailes about Dirk, the guy who helped me make my movie back in '84, and I think it's time to set the record straight. First, Dirk Benedick is not to be confused with the awesome and talented actor Dirk Benedict who starred in my two favorite shows Battlestar Glallactica and The A-Team. Let us compare the two. Dirk the Dick and I grew up together in Odessa, Texas (outside of Midland). He used to be pretty cool, but when we were making Radio Free Steve, he turned into a total Dick. We shot some scenes out at my friend Bruce's Minimalist Art Compound in Marfa, TX. One night Dirk caught a toad out in a field. He came over to my Van, the Pussy Wagon®, and started sucking the frog's butt so he could "totally trip balls!" He got so messed up that he tore off his clothes, jumped in the Camaro, and tried to run over this guy named Ricky cause he thought he was fag! What a dick! Dirk Benedict aka Templeton "Faceman" Peck and Lt. Starbuck would never stick a frog's ass in his mouth! He has way too much class for that. I mean, Murdock or Boomer might do it, but never Starbuck! He smoked cigars and that was it! And he definitely never smoked a Donky!! |
Dirk Benedick
Dirk Benedict 
Murdock 
Boomer 
A donky 
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